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EyeTube was launched on 3rd of September 2010 as a venture to combat censorship on the 'net.

The founders had experienced problems both publishing and keeping videos online thorough some of the more well known video streaming sites, and so the only option seemed to be doing it ourselves.

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Welcome to Ireland's National Television and Radio broadcaster.

Here at Donnybrook we pride ourselves on being smug, on past accomplishments, and on being the new church in Ireland telling the sheeple how to think. Each of our flock has a TVshrine to get his daily programming. Such self-satisfying achievements include getting rid of the church, in which we were largely successful (before it's own sordid and self-defeating disgraceful history came to light). It was our main obstacle to securing a secular non-Irish Ireland. Now that we have brought about the destruction of a family orientated Ireland. New visions, new flights of ludicrous fancy have infected us here in the Donnybrook canteen. Somewhere lurking in some dank and unimpressive, now defunct studio lies a marxist ghost gently transmitting his fantasmagorical utopian lunacies across the Donny-air.(and without a licence, mind you). And glue-tubers, the bug has bitten us glitterati here in the broadcasting bowls. Our goals going forward is to usher in multiculturalism and flood Ireland with non-EU immigrants to create a brown Ireland. We will transmit across the airwaves to constantly push on the viewing public our message of pro-immigration, pro-multiculturalism, pro-African, pro-anyreligionbutChristianity agenda. We have a great line-up of scheduled marvelous viewing. Great show we have lined up for you tonight, so stay tuned...black after the break.


Here at Radyo, we specialise in airing programmes, documentaries, movies and all sorts of shows that help promote multiculturalism and stamp out racism and the Nazis.

You may have noticed in the last 6 months, we have really stepped this up. Nearly every day and at least a couple of times a week we are showing any movie or programme to do with 3 themes.

1)World War 2 and the Nazis.
We plan to keep showing WW2 films or any modern movie such as 'I am Legend' (black christ-like saviour beats evil white savage creatures aka Nazi skinheads, OMG, exciting). We are showing anything vaguely to do with depicting how evil and monstrous the Nazis are, concentration camps, Jews suffering and to constantly remind you of what they did, so you will never forget and it should make you feel that if you object to foreigners you automatically think you are a monstrous evil Nazi too. It should, if we've got it right, soften you up to feel more guilty about being against our new multicultural agenda and against immigration or saying anything, even defending yourself when speaking to non-whites. The implication is you are racist and a monstrous Nazi if you have any objections or take the wrong side. (yes, the anti-Donnybrook side)

2) Black-White Harmony and bliss.
Movies and programmes that have black and white men in a team, like detective series or movies where it shows a black man and a white man getting along great and where the baddy is always a blond-blue eyed whitey. We also want to have as many shows as possible that show how intelligent the black man is and we will be frequently showing stupid, white people always doing stupid things and asking stupid questions, which get answered by a more intelligent black man.(True Blood-vampire series) Great for teaching the thicko culchies from beyond the pale and odd jackeen that you are racist if you have any objections to foreigners. It's great for making whiteys feel that you are stupid and dribble-feeding you an image we want you to have of yourselves of being at least inferior to others. Oh yea, it'll also make you suck up to blacks,(I predict a rise in wiggers) we got plenty of music shows etc, showing how cool rap music is and how whites are s**te at most stuff. Sure it was Arabs who wrote the book of Kells and pygmies built the round towers for us, before hiding up sheeps ar**s when the horrible vikings came. Black sheep? just more of the wonders of the better darkie cultures. Great for softening you up and getting you used to seeing the darkies as cool or better, making sure there are no objections when their numbers start going up by the lorry-load or LGV-load. Especially when the house by house and street by street saturday night takeaway show gets in gear. (Just shut it, culchies, we want a 9-to-1 darkie majority, you whiteys had your day, you had your Riordans and Glenroe and you blew it. Fair City is the bizz, we got our 1st black in there it's already starting to look like the set of CSI Miami, which is what we're after, the opening takes already look a bit like New York, well the buses are yellow, but there's more to do, we're getting there, exciting). Jesus, my directing career is going to be so exciting, I can't wait. Ballywood, here we come.

3)The Shining (out of their arses)
Movies and documentaries that portray foreigners as being flipping fantastic(which they are, the RTE canteen has never been better, we now have tins o' curry and some bottled African malarkey, which I don't think I'll try, but the butchered Halal bambi I had was delish.) Programmes showing that blacks, arabs,asians and muslims were always in Ireland, (Book of Kells cartoon, fab) that they have more right than Irish to be here. We have tons of programmes that show how terrible their sufferings are and how we must give them our houses, car keys and daughters right now. (Excluding Donnybrook...ok, and the southside.) Besides I hear Pearse st. is beautiful in the spring.

We have finally found something that TV3 is good at. Repeating programmes about all the above that we have already shown. Well done TVtwee.

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